Tips for the Pregnant Britney Spears

Britney, be careful! Being pregnant is serious stuff. Like, seriously. So as you slowly lose sight of your toes, we have some serious advice to help carry you through your own Labor Day. We're sure you've already eliminated the cigarettes-and-champagne component of your daily diet, right? Right? But there are other things you have to do too. Because along with not wanting to endanger your baby's health, you also don't want to embarrass your baby, either. Now, read on.